Yesterday Roy and I went my Mom and Terry's house. It was his birthday on July 3rd. It wasn't until in the evening that I realized it was his birthday, and Jamie left this world. That must have been a crummy birthday. Regardless, we got him Armor All "stuff" for his spanking brand new truck. He's going ga-ga over it, and personally, between you and me...it's his midlife crisis, and better getting a huge mo-fo truck, than a woman with huge mo-fo frontals. :-)
Anyhoo, we had our funny moments, just like we always do when we go over their house.
"Mom! Roy unhooked my bra! Can you please hook 'em back together?" - me, after Roy shows off his one-hand-bra-unhooker
"I got rabies!" - after filling my mouth with whipped cream, and letting it drip out of my mouth (oh c'mon, don't tell me you don't eat whipped cream out of a can)
"D - you need to take your vitamins! Take your calcium! Take it every morning! I'll remind you" - mom nagging me, then Roy chimes in, "Yeah, Mom, I tried so hard, but she forgets or she doesn't listen to me!" At this point they're both talking about me not taking my vitamins. Since when did I turn 6?
For some ODD reason, Terry started a Pea fight. He is normally quiet and composed during dinner. Yesterday, he just flicked a pea on me, and we all were acting like 10. I think that's another notch in the "Midlife crisis" board.
I'm sure there's more, and maybe...JUST maybe Roy can refresh my memory.
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LOL....your family is wonderfully funny to hang out! ;)
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