Monday, June 25, 2007

People's Court

Almost every morning, I watch "The People's Court". The latino Judge Milian is so funny, compared to Judge Judy who gives sharp wisecracks.

Today, I was laughing out loud, and HAD to post the funny comments.

A lady is suing a furniture company $5000 for her living room set that she purchased for $3500. She claims that her leather couch had a stain. They were replaced. Then she claimed that there's "Behind marks", meaning it was used, and the leather stretched out a little bit before she had it. She never owned a leather couch and claims that there should be no creases. (In fact, after just a week after owning a leather couch, you will see a little indentation of where your butt was, that's the way leather works...it stretches).
The furniture company was willing to replace it the 3rd time, but she kicked him out. They bought the new cushions. Judge Milian wanted to go sit on them. Mind you, she's 5 feet, and looks tall on the judge's desk.
She walked around...her hair is pretty, make-up on and all that. She comes out with jeans and sneakers. I thought that was really funny. Then she proceeded to sit on the cushions...her feet barely touched the floor. "This is more comfortable than Wapner's chair!"
She walked back and had a wise crack and said,
"There are creases in the leather. It's natural. I just sat on all three cushions, and I have a sizable behind!"

Judgment for the defendants because the plaintiffs could not be pleased.


Just thought it was funny...

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