Commericals

Ya'll are probably working. In a small way I envy you people, but I go through a lot of suffering throughout the day.
One biggest vexation that I go through is the commercials.
The following commercials should be banned:
Valtrex - Pill for genital herpes that the affected partner can take, but will not spread it to the other partner. "I have genital herpes. And I don't. We would like to keep it that way." OMFG! Seriously! I must have seen this like 4 or 5 times PER HOUR! I get it okay? When I have (like I will ever have), genital herpes I'll call you, but please I implore you, get rid of the dang commercial! Roy and I would make fun of the actors, and a scene will pop up in our heads.

Actors auditions for commercials.
Agent says, "I got good news and bad news. The good news is you landed a commercial job!"

Actors says, "Yahoo! All of these years of trying! I finally got a job! What's the bad news?"

Agent says, "Bad news is, you have genital herpes."
Months later, you see the couple walking down the street.
"You got cooties! You got cooties! You got cooties!", you yelled out loud.

*Disclaimer: this is meant to be a joke, not to be taken seriously. If you actually do have genital herpes, sorry. Try some Valtrex! I heard good things!

Optimum Cable - You know the one, with the female singer singing with a band, singing why you should choose, "For All your long distance calls!" Let's set up a soap opera for her because she's so dramatic. I see this one just as frequent as the Valtrex commercial.

That's all I can think of right now...
I'm sure there's more, so I'll add to this list from time to time.